Offaldrome 7: “Periwinkle Pussycat”

Offaldrome — Tue, 30 Oct 2012 09:52:43 +0000

It’s been almost two years. Miss me? No? I’ll make you wish you said YES!!! Locked in a pillory, with a pear of anguish expanding in each orifice, your only comfort will be the soothing sounds of this new episode of The Offaldrome gently licking at your eardrums like the tiny tongue of a hummingbird upon a flower.

Marcello Giombini – Seli
Don Bartnick – Gefährlich Karriere
Gordon Thomas – Kim
Caroliner – Good Luck Shining Tongue
The Gatemen – The Klan
The Centimeters – I Want a Dead One
Ada Jones & Billy Murray – Mysterious Moon
The Gland Puppies – My Catapult Named Professor Stain that Sends Dogs Sailing Towards Certain Death
Francis Lai – Scene D’Amour
Claude François – Hey Potatoes
Peter Thomas Sound Orchestra – Der Hexer (The Evil Magician)
Brute Force – To Sit on a Sandwich
Subject – Remember (Yoko)
Bitter Sweet – What a Lonely Way to Start the Summertime
ADN’ Ckrystall – Deutsch Napalm
Nai Bonet – Jelly Belly
Alien Porno Midgets – Our Little Grass Shack in Kealakekua
Jim Burrill – The Doctor
Cromagnon – Caledonia
Brigitte Bardot – Une Histoire de plage
Smersh – Cute Stuff
Vladimir Cosma – Maldonne
Ken Nordine – Lavender
George Gould – Dark Eyes
White Noise – My Game of Loving
Aavikko & Felix Kubin – Superlake Beat

Offaldrome 6: “Is It Wet?”

Offaldrome — Thu, 23 Dec 2010 02:22:43 +0000

Questions, questions, questions. So many questions in these difficult times as we face an uncertain future. “Will the economy improve? Will I find another job? What will I resort to in order to pay the bills? And then, what if prostitution becomes legalized, and I have to start paying taxes? Am I important enough to John Cusack that he will save me as the world collapses two years from now?” Sorry, no rides for hookers in his rescue limo. Have some dignity, even in such desperate times, you vile strumpet. I see you now, falling to your death into the depths of a great chasm, but you are at peace, for your mind is soothed by the beautiful sounds of this question-themed episode of The Offaldrome.

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Marais & Miranda – How Does A Frog Become A Frog?
The Residents – What Have My Chickens Done Now?
Hans Conried, Alice Pearce & Frankie Stein – What Do You Hear From The Red Planet Mars?
Ennio Morricone – Excuse Me, Let’s Make Love?
The Coasters – What Is The Secret Of Your Success?
Barnes & Barnes – What’s It Like To Be You?
Frank Zappa – Ronnie Sings?
The Joker – What Is A Fisterris?
The Monkees – Dandruff?
Beacon Street Union – May I Light Your Cigarette?
Tuesday Weld – Are You The Boy?
Ann-Margret – What Am I Supposed To Do?
Ween – Can U Taste The Waste?
The Jet Streams – Who Me?
Ann Lonnberg – Is There Life On The Earth?
The Dickies – Where Did His Eye Go?
Coil – How Are We Perceived?
Tom Glazer & Dottie Evans – Why Go Up There?
Francine Laine – Moi, Sensuelle?
T. Valentine – Hello Lucille, Are You A Lesbian?
Snakefinger – Who Is The Culprit And Who Is The Victim?
Patti Page – (How Much Is) That Doggie In The Window?
The Frogs – Who’s Sucking On Grandpa’s Balls Since Grandma Ain’t Home Tonight?
Plastics – Can I Help Me?
Tiny Tim – Daddy, Daddy, What Is Heaven Like?
Chico And Buddy – Can You Dig It?
Threebrain – Are You A Creature?
Renaldo And The Loaf – Is Guava A Donut?
The Perversions – Did He Eat Your Titty?
Frankenstein & The All-Star Monster Band – Who Are the Casual Girls (In A Vampire Video Game)?
Tom Waits – What’s He Building In There?

Offaldrome 5: “Beneath a Snowy Mound”

Offaldrome — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 14:22:58 +0000

Sit on Uncle Belasco’s lap and tell him what you want for Christmas. He already knows what he’s gonna give you, regardless of what you say. Turn this new, holiday-themed podcast up loud while he’s giving it, so the neighbors won’t hear your cries.

The Beatles – Everywhere It’s Christmas
Akim and the Teddy Van Production Company – Santa Claus is a Black Man
Bit Shifter – Let It Snow
The Go-Go’s – I’m Gonna Spend My Christmas with a Dalek
Nervous Norvus – I’m Waitin’ Up for Santa Claus
Harry Black – Christmas Holds No Joy for Me
Wall of Voodoo – Shouldn’t Have Given Him a Gun for Christmas
Tiny Tim – Santa Claus Has Got the AIDS This Year
The Youngsters – Christmas in Jail
Brian Dewan – The Island of Misfit Toys
Milton Delugg – Hooray for Santa Claus
Lon Chaney Jr. – Monster Holiday
Bruce Haack – The Ghost with the Most
Richard Cheese – Holiday in Cambodia
Dick “Two Ton” Baker – Jingle Bells
Dina Martina – Christmas
Kay Martin & Her Body Guards – Come on Santa, Let’s Have a Ball
Fat Daddy – Fat Daddy
Herman Apple Ses Carillons Et Ses Percussions – Le P’tit Renne Au Nez Rouge
Tom Lehrer – A Christmas Carol
Spike Jones & His City Slickers – All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth
Little Susie – Who Put the Gum in Santa’s Whiskers?
Secret Chiefs 3 – I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
Little Marcy – Suzy Snowflake
Mel Blanc – I Tan’t Wait Till Quithmuth Day
Victor Banana – Here Comes Santa
The Waikikis – White Christmas
Sparks – Thank God It’s Not Christmas
Paul Slocum – Up on the House Top
Stan Kenton – What is a Santa Claus
Louis Armstrong – Zat You Santa Claus

Offaldrome 4: “Wearing the Wart of Horror”

Offaldrome — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:57:44 +0000

A Halloween-themed episode guaranteed to cause your blood to curdle, your spine to shiver, and your bowels to loosen!

John Carpenter – Happy Halloween
Peter Thomas Sound Orchestra – Monster
The Residents – Ghost Child
Deadbolt – Scare Me
Ethel Ennis – Mad Monster Party
Messer Chups – Gass-Blood
Les Baxter – Terror
Jonathan Richman – Vampire Girl
Zacherley – Spiderman Lullabye
Barnes & Barnes – Something’s in the Bag
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds – Up Jumped the Devil
“Grandpa” Al Lewis – Grandpa’s Lab
Fantômas – The Devil Rides Out [Remix]
France Gall – Frankenstein
The Moontrekkers – Night of the Vampire
Inflatable Boy Clams – Skeletons
Kip Tyler – She’s My Witch
The Ventures – One Step Beyond/Twilight Zone
Ronald Stein with Lon Chaney Jr. – Spider Baby
Lydia Lunch – Spooky
The Cramps – I Was a Teenage Werewolf
Bob Drake – The Tragic Seance
The Five Blobs – The Blob
Of Montreal – Spooky Spider Chandelier
Diamanda Galás – Blue Spirit Blues
John Linnell – Iowa
Sheldon Allman – These Ghoulish Things Behind Me Were You
Lee Ross – The Mummy’s Bracelet
Robyn Hitchcock – Demons and Fiends
The Magnetic Fields – Zombie Boy
The Creed Taylor Orchestra – Heartbeat
Bobby “Boris” Pickett & The Crypt-Kickers – Let’s Fly Away
The Aquabats – Monsters Wedding
Monocles – The Spider and the Fly
Roky Erickson – Burn the Flames
Dragibus – A Monster Song
The Shaggs – It’s Halloween
The Gothic Archies – Your Long White Fingers
The Frantics – Werewolf
Dead Man’s Bones – My Body’s a Zombie for You
Tim Curry – Anything Can Happen on Halloween

Offaldrome 3: “Grow Grow Grow Tree Tree Tree”

Offaldrome — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 14:44:42 +0000

The Offaldrome finally returns! This episode is dedicated to all you folks who abstain from consuming the charred flesh of slaughtered animals. Louche tips his hat to you and hopes that your meat ban doesn’t extend to swallowing his raw flesh. Uncle Belasco should always be on the menu.

The Mothers of Invention – Call Any Vegetable
Raymond Scott – Sprite “Melonball Bounce”
Alice Faye & Jack Haley – You’ve Gotta Eat Your Spinach
The Residents – Two Lips
Einstürzende Neubauten – Blume
Marais & Miranda – What Are the Parts of a Tree?
Man Man – Banana Ghost
Julia Lee – Lotus Blossom
Stephin Merritt – The World is Not Made of Flowers
The Elite – One Potato, Two Potato
PJ Harvey – Grow Grow Grow
Mister Rogers – Tree, Tree, Tree
Susan Christie – I Love Onions
Shirley Temple, Alice Faye & Jack Haley – You’ve Gotta Eat Your Spinach
Cibo Matto – Artichoke
The Peels – Juanita Banana
Joanna Newsom – Peach, Plum, Pear
Wild Man Fischer – The Leaves Are Falling
Charlie Higgins – All Poshed Up with Me Daisies in Me Hand
Z-Rock Hawaii – In the Garden
Sparkle Moore – Flower of My Heart
The Kabalas – Comfort Me with Apples
Ken Nordine – Pea
Coil – Broccoli
The Rock-Fellers – Orange Peel
The Magnetic Fields – The Cactus Where Your Heart Should Be
High Spirits (Holy Spirit School Choir) – Autumn Leaves
James Pants – My Tree
Nervous Norvus – The Lean Green Vegetable Fiend (from ‘Tuther Side of the Moon)
unknown – Today I Brought You Violets
Nora Keyes – Cauliflower
Solex – You Say Potato, I Say Aardappel
Tiny Tim – Strawberry Tea
Felix Kubin & Coolhaven – There is a Garden

Offaldrome 2: “Spurting Luger”

Offaldrome — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 11:33:10 +0000

Bruce Haack – Program Me
Tuxedomoon – Loneliness
Brian Dewan – Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is
Claude McLin – Jambo
The Trashmen – Malagueña
DAT Politics – My Toshiba is Alive
The Vaselines – Molly’s Lips
Ariel Pink’s Haunted Graffiti – Creepshow
Sparks – Pulling Rabbits Out of a Hat
Ralph Steadman – Little Boy Billee
Raymond Scott – “Don’t Beat Your Wife Every Night!”
The Knife – Na Na Na
Red Buttons – Strange Things Are Happening
Tomahawk – Song of Victory
Guilia Alessandroni – La Notte Piu Lunga del Diavolo
The Birthday Party – Blast Off!
Peter Thomas Sound Orchestra – Take Sex
Oingo Boingo – Helpless
Barnes & Barnes – When You Die #2
Oscar Brown Jr. – But I Was Cool

Offaldrome 1: “I Love You, Handsome”

Offaldrome — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 12:55:53 +0000

Celebrate Valentine’s Day with Louche Belasco and the first ever Offaldrome podcast.

The Collins Kids – Whistle Bait
The Tiger Lillies – Beat Me
Nico Fidenco – La Via Della Prostituzione
Sparks – Falling in Love with Myself Again
Johnny Cash – Banks of the Ohio
Albert Brooks – Love Song
Gerard Heinz – Love Love Love
Bongwater – What If
Gertrude Lawrence – The Physician
Mel Blanc – I Love Me
Throbbing Gristle – Something Came Over Me
Alvis Wayne – I Wanna Eat Your Pudding
Peter Sellers – She Loves You
The B-52′s – Give Me Back My Man
Betty Johnson – The Little Blue Man
They Might Be Giants – For Science
Joe Berluck – Forever
Tom Lehrer – I Hold Your Hand in Mine
Tom Waits – Watch Her Disappear
Jerry Mathers – Wind Up Toy
Diamanda Galás – My World is Empty Without You
Bruco Nicolai – Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Frank Zappa – Shove it Right In
Groucho Marx – Everyone Says I Love You
Z-Rock Hawaii – I Get a Little Taste of You
Little Marcy – I Love Little Pussy
Devo – Love Without Anger
Love is a Heart-On – Column of Flowing Honey
The Cramps – Love Me
Messer Chups – The Pornoman
André Popp – Love is Blue
The Frogs – These are the Finest Queen Boys (I’ve Ever Seen)
Dickey Lee – Laurie (Strange Things Happen)
Alice Cooper – I Love the Dead
Chico Marx – Everyone Says I Love You
Felix Kubin – Hello
The Magnetic Fields – The Book of Love
Mick Harvey – Lemon Incest
Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds – Do You Love Me?, Pt. 2
Shirley & Lee – I Feel Good